Remember when I got a baby sister? And how I was disappointed that she was human and not a puppy? Puppies come with rawhides, my baby sister came with nothing of the sort. I was a little miffed. Until I realized she came with THESE:
Be still my heart. It's an addiction, really. Like gambling or drinking. You can only suppress the urge for so long before you need to hit up a casino/get a drink/love on some stuffed animals. Like a sheep.