Boy, did I luck out today. Well, almost. My mom came home from Wally World and put the bag on a kitchen chair while she put my baby sister to bed. And for a second I thought I was hallucinating. Could it really be??? It was a bag full of meat and cheese!!! Best thing to ever happen to me. So, I took it down to my crate for further investigation.
The labels said "Black Forest Ham" and "Cajun Turkey". Not sure what the first few words mean, but I most definitely understand "ham" and "turkey". I was thisclose to having myself a feast.
Then my mom came and took all the meat.