Don't worry. This post is not about me. Because I would never do something this stupid. I am a smart, organized person. I am so organized and TOGETHER that I am never sleep-deprived even with a new baby. Which is why I definitely did NOT stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night and sit on the toilet (only a split second away from peeing) and realize I instantly had a toilet brush up my rear end. I definitely did not forget to take the toilet brush out of the toilet after I cleaned it. That would be gross and irresponsible.