I'm not admitting to anything.
I think it's worth putting the awareness out there. While Dove soap smells amazing, it is actually not good for eating. In fact, if you eat it, it will immediately make your tummy gurgle (not in the "I'm hungry, my people should feed me more snacks"-kind of way though) and then said Dove soap will try to make its grand exit out the rear door. And I'm TOLD it does not smell like Dove soap on the way out (which, let's be honest, if it smelled like Dove soap on the way out, we'd all be eating Dove soap, now wouldn't we??).
But this is all hypothetical. Because I would never get in the shower and eat a bar of soap.
Because that would be completely ridiculous.