Thursday, January 24, 2008

Athletic? Maybe not.

For any of you out there contemplating going to the dog park, here's a piece of advice: Don't. All those dogs do is run around and it's exhausting to keep up. Oh true, it sounds good in theory. I agree. I was all for going to the dog park at can pee where you like, bark, and eat grass and no one tells you to stop. From that perspective, it's amazing. All I'm saying is, if you're athletically challenged, don't go. You say, "But Jack, you look amazingly fit and athletic!"? It's a facade.

Dog Park rating today: 2 thumbs down, and I don't even have thumbs.
I need a nap.

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