My camel got up on the sink and I had to go get him.
Hypothetically, if I were up on the bathroom counter, this may have been how it happened (however, I will deny all of it if ever confronted in public; I will act dumb and incapable of doing such things):
My water bowl was empty (mom's fault). I got up there to turn on the water to get a drink (why bother someone when you can do it yourself). When I got down, I realized I forgot my camel and had to go back to rescue him. Simple as that...except then I got caught.
What? Like you've never seen a cocker spaniel on the bathroom counter before. C'mon!
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